Yet More Things To Do and See While in The Crag:
– Jump So High You Fly Out of The Crag and The Disguise Wears Off and You Splat on The Ground, Not That This Has Ever Happened To Us
– Cleansing Baths in Natural Filth Pools
– Meet the Local Wildlife (And Crush Them Beneath Your Feet)
– Jump Around
– Jump Around
– Jump Around
– Jump Up Jump Up And Get Down
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Oh great. There goes another earworm.
Yesterday it was Safety Dance, and today it’s Jump Around.
I don’t know… I can’t really see the tourist appeal to visiting an area where the locals dump all their poo in the same central pool.
Strong community bonds.
Considering we do that with our sewer system….
As far as I’m concerned, you’re now honor-bound to take a short youtube video of you jumping all over the crag to “Jump Around”.
I lost it at “Jump Up Jump Up And Get Down”
My favourite is finding my weekly scenario chest in there but now I have that song stuck in my head.
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
I’m convinced that the filth-pool is a kind of low-tech plague breeding experiment – kinda like the Undercity with more stone-age lizard-men. When their pathogens are complete (and the saurok, thanks to continual exposure, are entirely immune) a carpet of roaches and animate slime will sweep out across the Isle of Thunder, subjugating all in its path. The Skumblade will then descend into the Throne of Thunder and pillage the dead raid bosses for epics.
And after that, the rest of Azeroth!